Jose: Do not drop me senor Jeff:i wont drop you, jose Jose:then i be jose jalapeno on the floor Peanut:do a little tap dance and we got salsa! Jeff: Thats terrible! Peanut:not with the right chips its not Jeff:stop it! im sorry josejose:its okayjeff: okay Jose:ill kick his ass laterpeanut:i'll turn ur ass into guacamolejeff: stop it! peanut: i will stir u with ur own stick! jeff:stop it! peanut: this is the way we stir the guac stir the guac stir the guac. OLE! ! . Jeff Dunham
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Jose, do not drop me senor. Jose, I won’t drop you, jose. Jose, then I will be jose the jalapeno on the floor. Peanut, do a little tap dance and we got salsa! Jeff , that’s terrible! Peanut , it’s not with the right chips its not.

Jeff stop it! I’m sorry jose. Jose , it’s okay. Jeff , okay.

Jose, i will kick his ass later. Peanut , i will turn your ass into guacamole. Jeff, stop it! Peanut , this is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac .OLE!!

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