10 Quotes & Sayings By Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham is an American ventriloquist. He has won six Grammy Awards, six Emmy Awards, three American Comedy Awards, the Peabody Award, an Australian Logie Award, and earned a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Jose: Do not drop me senor Jeff:i wont drop you, jose Jose:then i be jose jalapeno on the floor Peanut:do a little tap dance and we got salsa! Jeff: Thats terrible! Peanut:not with the right chips its not Jeff:stop it! im sorry josejose:its okayjeff: okay Jose:ill kick his ass laterpeanut:i'll turn ur ass into guacamolejeff: stop it! peanut: i will stir u with ur own stick! jeff:stop it! peanut: this is the way we stir the guac stir the guac stir the guac. OLE! ! . Jeff Dunham
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Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?"Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity. Jeff Dunham
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It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor. Jeff Dunham
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There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor. Jeff Dunham
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When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit. Jeff Dunham
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Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. Jeff Dunham
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The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities on stage becomes 'real.' Then don't forget that the act has to be funny, and to me, being funny and entertaining any given audience is more important than anything. Jeff Dunham
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I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. Jeff Dunham
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I'm guilty of being fascinated by gadgets and toys and technology, but any penny that I spend, I try to make it be a part of what I do for a living. Because then you are forwarding. You are forwarding that art, forwarding that career ahead. Jeff Dunham