One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it's a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas?

Kelly Williams Brown
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The surprising thing about running out of toilet paper in the bathroom is how much it stresses you out. Whether you are in the bathroom or in front of the bathroom, you are constantly concerned about whether or not there will be enough to last you through the day. Each day that you run out of toilet paper feels like a personal failure, and when the bills start rolling in, you're struck with feelings of dread when you realize that your bill is going to be higher than usual.

Source: Adulting: How To Become A Grownup In 468 Easy(Ish) Steps

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