Are you wearing space pants?" Miranda asked him." What?" How did it end? oh, right. "Because your butt is fine." He gazed at her in that way he had like he was measuring her for straitjacket. "I think-" he started, then stopped and seemed to be having trouble talking. Cleared his throat three times before saying, "I think the line is 'because your butt is out of this world."" Oh. That makes a lot more sense. I can see that. See, I read this book about how to get guys to like you and they said it was a line that never failed but i got interrupted in the middle and the line before it was about china-not the country, the kind you eat off of-and that is where the fine part was but i must have gotten them confused. He just kept staring at her. Michele Jaffe
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This is a joke that was told around the time the movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" was being filmed. The film revolves around a man who is living in space, who has nothing to do but ponder life. He is bored, and he decides to seek out help from the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Eventually, he does end up getting help from the book, which turns out to be really bizarre.

Source: Prom Nights From Hell

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