Jim BentonThis means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.
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This quote refers to the idea that as long as you are running away from a psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, it doesn't really matter if the person chasing you is faster than you. What matters is that he or she is faster than someone else who is chasing you. If you are following a friend and a psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal comes up behind them, they will be able to outrun him because the friend is faster than whoever was chasing them.
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