Stick your dick in’?” I asked, my brows probably touching. “Did you actually just say that?” “Make love. I meant make love … of course. I would never just stick my dick in you. I would make mad, passionate love to this sweet, sweet body of yours for days, no, weeks. It would be beautiful, pumpkin. There’d be little angels, and birdies, and you know … all just hanging around, watching. Perverts. Kylie Scott
About This Quote

This quote is funny to me because it shows that even while having sex, people can still be funny. And, while the guy says he would make love to the girl, he instead talks about fucking her. I think this is because he does not know how to talk about sex with men and women at the same time. It might be hard for him to say things like, "I’m going to eat you out first.

Then I’ll be on top of you. I love that position." Instead, he says his first thoughts are of seeing his friends watching. One of the funniest parts of this quote is that it is followed by a sexual act that is scary to many people.

This person is saying that he will stick his dick in the girl's vagina, all while holding on to the belief that they would make love instead. This quote seems rather unreal by itself but when you look at what else this person said, it makes sense as to why people might not understand this view of sex.

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