I take a sip of my beer, and it's - I mean, it's just astonishingly disgusting. I don't think I was expecting it to taste like ice cream, but holy fucking hell. People lie and get fake IDs and sneak into bars, and for this? I honestly think I'd rather make out with Bieber. The dog. Or Justin. Becky Albertalli
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The quote, “I take a sip of my beer, and it's - I mean, it's just astonishingly disgusting. I don't think I was expecting it to taste like ice cream, but holy fucking hell. People lie and get fake IDs and sneak into bars, and for this? I honestly think I'd rather make out with Bieber. The dog.

Or Justin.” is a commentary on the drinking culture in American high schools. Teen drinking has been an ongoing issue in the United States for as long as anyone can remember, but something different happened in the age of the internet. Instead of hiding drinking from parents or sneaking drinks from their friends, teens can now order a bottle of beer off a website and have it shipped directly to their door.

It may be a quick way to get wasted but drinking a quality craft brew from your home may be more enjoyable than drinking from a plastic bottle at a bar filled with teenagers who have been drinking all night.

Source: Simon Vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda

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