Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

Woody Allen
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When I know that this relationship is going to end, I try to make sure it does so in a way that is as painless as possible. You’re my best bud, but this is a business arrangement. I do not want you to feel as though you have wasted your time with me. Put those two together and the only thing that comes to mind is “Will you take down my will? And an eraser?”

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