The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.

Dave Barry
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  2. Treat everyone with politeness and kindness, not because they are nice, but because you are. - Roy T. Bennett

  3. Always have a willing hand to help someone, you might be the only one that does. - Roy T. Bennett

  4. But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword. - Rick Riordan

  5. Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child. - Anthony Horowitz

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  1. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.

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  3. It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

  4. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

  5. The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.

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