I was just a ham since about the age of five. If I was performing at Medieval Times or something, I'd be the court jester. That was always my defense mechanism. I was never all that funny; I was just obnoxious and loud.
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
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Marian Keyes
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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Woody Allen
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Jeaniene Frost
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

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Unknown
Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears. ''What did you do?'' I said over the noise as he backed up towards the bathroom door. ''The girl who gave you the note?'''' Yes..'''' I caught her staring at my lighter.'' I blinked....
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I was just a ham since about the age of five. If I was performing at Medieval Times or something, I'd be the court jester. That was always my defense mechanism. I was never all that funny; I was just obnoxious and loud.
