I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Bill Watterson
Cram them full of non-combustible data, chock them so damned full of 'facts' they feel stuffed, but absolutely 'brilliant' with information. Then they’ll feel they’re thinking, they’ll get a sense of motion without moving. And they’ll be happy, because facts of that sort don’t change....
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Ray Bradbury
Whatever I learned, Whatever I knew, Seems like those faded years of childhood that flew, Away in some dilemma, Always in some confusion, The purpose of this life, Seems like an illusion!
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Mehek Bassi
Take lightly what you hear about individuals. We need not distort trust for our paltry little political agendas. We tend to trust soulless, carried information more than we trust soulful human beings; but really most people aren't so bad once you sit down and have...
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Criss Jami
She had argued for a broad interpretation, which imposed a duty to answer questions truthfully, and not to hide facts which could give a different complexion to a matter, but on subsequent thought she had revised her position. Although she still believed that one should...
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Alexander McCall Smith
More Quotes By Mike Royko
Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.
If the regular pay was important to him, the opportunity to learn was of even greater long-range significance.
Go that way, past the viaduct, and the wops will jump you, or chase you into Jew town... Polacks would stomp on you... Micks will shower you with Irish confetti from the brickyards.
It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.
