There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.

Gena Showalter
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The stupid saying that I have a better one is a common phrase that most people use in order to express a strong dislike of a particular situation. For example, they may say, “That’s a stupid saying,” when someone points out a bad situation or event by stating how it is illogical. In this case, however, the person is using the phrase in an entirely different way. By saying, “Shove that lemon up its stupid butt,” the person is not only expressing their dislike of the situation but also their anger at the person whose life they are talking about.

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