Quotes From "Oh My Goth" By Gena Showalter

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys?...
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What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. Gena Showalter
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There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt. Gena Showalter
People are the most difficult thing in the world to...
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People are the most difficult thing in the world to change Gena Showalter
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I’m not a bad person. I haven’t killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don’t kick little puppies. So why do people look at me as if the world would be a better place without me? Gena Showalter
There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is...
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There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out. Gena Showalter
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How does fear become so powerful? We can’t see it. We can’t touch it, yet it gets its claws in us and begins to control us. Sigh. I hate feeling afraid, and I hate, hate, HATE feeling out of control. Gena Showalter
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There are two kinds of people, ’ she’d said. ‘Those who coast through life like ducks in a row, following one after the other, and those who ride the waves.’” Tears spilled down my cheeks, and my voice cracked. “‘Ride the waves, baby, and live. Live. Gena Showalter