I've told you, there's no point keeping those. They're not tax-deductible, ' my dad thundered.' I think you'll find they are, ' raged my mum like some sort of feral animal (a badger with TB perhaps).' They're not. You only get VAT back on lunches outside of a 50-mile radius from your place of residence. You effing bitch, ' he seemed to add, with his eyes, I imagined. Alan Partridge
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