I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something quite different about you, from the last time we were together, what could it be….” Was this my ultra-dose of Intoxicated taking effect?“ I know! ” said the prince happily. “You’re a national disgrace! ”“ And do you know what else is interesting, ” I replied. “In America, Prince is a dog’s name. Paul Rudnick
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