You know I meant it. I am human. And male. And not remotely blind. Do you want me to say it again? You are distractingly, even if-that-is-not-a-real-word pretty. You are so pretty that I bullied Clay Whitaker into drawing me a picture of you so I could look at you when you aren't around. You are so pretty that one of these days I'm going to lose a finger in my garage because I can't concentrate with you so close to me. You are so pretty that I wish you weren't so I wouldn't want to hit every guy at school who looks at you, especially my best friend. Katja Millay
About This Quote

This quote should be used to goad the other person into giving you an answer. Get them to say something so you can use it later to taunt them. If they are being nice to you, then they are trying to be nice, but they are just not that good at it. You know that! So, here is how you get them to say something mean about themselves. Tell them what they are doing wrong and then wait for them to tell you that they aren't doing anything wrong.

Source: The Sea Of Tranquility

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