I'm an oracle of the past. I can accurately predict up to 1 minute in the future, by thoroughly investigating the last 2 years of your life. Also, I look like an old database — flat and full of useless info.

Will Advise
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  2. It's hard being left behind. (...) It's hard to be the one who stays. - Audrey Niffenegger

  3. It’s dark now and I am very tired. I love you, always. Time is nothing. - Audrey Niffenegger

  4. Top 15 Things Money Can’t BuyTime. Happiness. Inner Peace. Integrity. Love. Character. Manners. Health. Respect. Morals. Trust. Patience. Class. Common sense. Dignity. - Roy T. Bennett

  5. One day spent with someone you love can change everything. - Mitch Albom

More Quotes By Will Advise
  1. And now, for something completely the same: Wasted time and wasted breath, 's what I'll make, until my death. Helping people 'd be as good, but I wouldn't, if I could. For the few that help deserve, have no need, or not the nerve, help...

  2. The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.

  3. To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge.

  4. To fix hearts one must know one's own.

  5. On building homes for fallen angels: When I was small - I sought a home, a place to go and rest my bones. Then founded something, of my own, I lived among the restless stones. If seeking leads you back to evil, what good is...

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