Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.
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William Goldman
My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.

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Dora J. Arod
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
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Dora J. Arod
What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying.
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Albert Camus
Beauty is a whore, I like money better.
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Michael Cunningham
More Quotes By Gary Keller
Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.
Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.
Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.
A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air...
God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)
