7 Quotes & Sayings By Yvonne Prinz

Yvonne Prinz is an American author who writes historical romance novels, with books like "The Bride Who Stole Her Husband", "The Countess and the Commander", and the stories of her Royal Dukes series. Yvonne was born to a Naval officer and his wife in San Diego, California. She was raised in Tacoma, Washington, but returned to San Diego for college. When she moved to Seattle to attend the University of Washington she met her husband, who was stationed at NAS Whidbey Island Read more

She graduated from the university with honors, then spent two years working as a high school Spanish teacher before beginning her writing career. The Bride Who Stole Her Husband is the first book in the Royal Dukes series, which takes place during the War of 1812. Yvonne has self-published nine books so far, and claims that she has over 30 more unpublished manuscripts stored away in boxes! She currently lives in Seattle with her husband.

Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test....
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Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. Yvonne Prinz
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It's just so sad what we're willing to do for the Joey Spinellis of the world, you know? The mutilating, the tweezing, the enhancing, the plumping, the pinching, the waxing, the starving, the sweating, the bleaching. And for what? So you can wake up next to THAT in thirty years? What are we thinking?? Yvonne Prinz
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Oh here's a nice one, he brown recluse spider. This once resides in wooded areas. In other words, next to my head while I'm sleeping. ' In a small number of cases, a bite from a brown recluse can produce organ damage with occasional fatalities.' ""That's the worst-case scenario. how can it be? It's called a 'recluse'""It's been my experience that all recluses have a mean streak. Yvonne Prinz
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There's that thing that can happen to you when you meet somebody and you don't consider them extraordinary at all and then they do something like play the cello or write amazing poetry or sing and suddenly you look at them completely differently. Yvonne Prinz
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Should I have taken him by the hand and led him over to the Zappa? No. I won't spoon-feed the customers. If you don't know your alphabet, you have no business leaving your house, let alone shopping for premium music. Yvonne Prinz
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In the end we're all miserable. It's a human condition. Yvonne Prinz