3 Quotes & Sayings By Walter Matthau

Walter Matthau (born Walter Martin Matthau; November 14, 1920 – January 14, 2000) was an American actor and comedian. He was best known for his performances in films such as The Odd Couple (1970), The Fortune Cookie (1966), Charade (1963), The Klist (1963), Bananas (1971), and The Odd Couple II (1994). He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his performance in Charade.

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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. Walter Matthau
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I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy. Walter Matthau