3 Quotes & Sayings By Ted Kosmatka

Ted Kosmatka is an award-winning author and former teacher. He has written more than twenty books for adults and young adults, including the critically acclaimed mythological adventure series, The Secrets of Drearcliff Manor. His short stories have appeared in the anthology Eyes Wide Open, The Best of the Best American Mysteries, and The Best American Mystery Stories of the Century. His essay "The People Who Live in Your House" was published in The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2010 Read more

A former teacher, Ted writes for teens, tweens, children, and adults.

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Speaking of boxes... Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat to be both alive and dead until observed. Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is reality doesn't exist. The good news is we have a new cat graveyard. Ted Kosmatka
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I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia. Ted Kosmatka