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I'm online, therefore I am.Stewart Lee Beck
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As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute.Stewart Lee Beck
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I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.Stewart Lee Beck
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My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted.Stewart Lee Beck
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Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?Stewart Lee Beck