4 Quotes & Sayings By Simon Palmer

Simon Palmer is an award-winning author, journalist and award-winning public speaker. He currently works as a freelance journalist for the Guardian and the Independent, writing about politics, business and international affairs. He was previously an editor at the Spectator, the New Statesman and the New Yorker. He studied Politics at Oxford University.

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HAVING NEVER taken a decent holiday before, I decided on a trip to Thailand, booked a flight and flew out the following week. Mate, I loved it. The friendly people, the food, the females! Simon Palmer
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Reaching for the basket of sex accoutrements, she took a thin, red tube, squeezed some clear gel onto her fingertips and returned to fondle his balls. “What’s that?” he asked, feeling a warm, tingling sensation around his genitals.“ You not try before?” She smiled saucily. He shook his head.“… Special for you. Simon Palmer
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THE PLAQUE read HARVEY GOULD, P I. It was the middle of the day, but the blinds were closed. Inside a desktop sat flanked by three non-matching chairs, a creased, leather sofa and a bookcase full of fiction. A middle-aged man lay back with a pair of briefs hanging around his ankles. A gorgeous, young lady was bent over him in a pair of pink panties that stretched over her pert buttocks. Her head was bobbing up and down and her long, thick black hair swished around her neck with each bob. Harvey lay motionless, moaning. . Simon Palmer