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I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.Nicole Peeler
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My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.Nicole Peeler
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I blinked at her, suddenly loathing her to the depths of my soul. Not only was she probably rather evil, and definitely thoroughly unpleasant, but she also didn't read.Nicole Peeler
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The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person's plate.Nicole Peeler
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I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm.Nicole Peeler