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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.Mort Sahl
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My life needs editing.Mort Sahl
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The bravest thing that men do is love women.Mort Sahl
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.Mort Sahl
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Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.Mort Sahl
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I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.Mort Sahl
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My life needs editing.Mort Sahl