42 Quotes About Troll

Trolls are everywhere. They’re on the internet, in the office, and in your own home. They’re annoying, offensive, and often just plain mean. But they’re not always the bad guys Read more

Sometimes they can be a source of inspiration or even a source of wisdom. Trolls can teach us a lot about life and our place in it. Read these wise and inspirational trolls quotes to find some inspiration for dealing with those who can be so mean sometimes.

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Neither Rose nor Charles liked to talk much of their adventures with the trolls, but some of the so-called "softskins" whom they had brought out of Niflheim, as well as the crew of the ship Soren had hired to go north to find Rose, must have spread the story, because for many years afterward, there were tales of a race of trolls living on top of the world. Only Rose and her white bear know the whole truth of it. Edith Pattou
You sit right next to me. Still you don't seem...
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You sit right next to me. Still you don't seem close to me. Shillpi S Banerrji
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The internet has become a carefully controlled and heavily monitored illusion. It has turned into both a circus and battleground. Popularity is rigged and can be bought. Censorship is in full effect. Popular opinion is fabricated, and the perception of a viewpoint's popularity is typically orchestrated and manipulated by legions of paid trolls. If you want to know the truth about somebody's true popularity and influence, look to the streets. If you want to know if a person is really guilty or innocent, study the facts yourself. Never judge anybody based on what you see or read on the internet. Information can easily be manipulated by the push of a few buttons. Suzy Kassem
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And in a nasty war, where's the best place to be? Apart from on the moon, o' course? No one?" Slowly, Jade raised a hand." Go on, then, " said the sergeant." In the army, sarge, " said the troll. "'cos.." She began to count on her fingers. "One, you got weapons an' armour an' dat. Two, you are surrounded by other armed men. Er.. Many, youse gettin' paid and gettin' better grub than the people in Civilian Street. Er.. Lots, if'n you gives up, you getting taken pris'ner and dere's rules about that like Not Kicking Pris'ners Inna Head and stuff, 'cos if you kick their pris'ners inna head they'll kick your pris'ners inna head so dat's, like, you're kickin' your own head, but dere's no rule say you can't kick enemy civilians inna head. There's other stuff too, but I ran outa numbers. Terry Pratchett
Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood,...
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Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?"" Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir. Terry Pratchett
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And one day Amber takes her troll’s dinner down to the cave and finds him–” Rock waved his hands in vague yet thoroughly descriptive motions “–with another lady troll. So she go home and get her club and come back and beat him to death, thump, thump, thump. ’Cos he was her troll and he done her wrong. Is very romantic song. Terry Pratchett
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It was meant to be, two trolls living in a tree. KayeC Jones
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Max, you cannot stay in the background forever. It is time to stand out in front. You have all that you need.” Analea Kathy Cyr
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Little boys jump, but they do not know where. Into the mouth of the demon lair. Hold still and you will see, in his hand is the key. Fire and brimstone. Brimstone and fire. Your ally is clever. a thief and a liar. All is not lost. You can turn it around. But, for a moment...all will be well.....peaceful and sound." Alice. Kathy Cyr
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You’re such a little moron, aren’t you? They will hunt you down to the ends of the earth. It’s nothing personal, just business. It’s all about survival, dear boy." Drusilla Blackwood Kathy Cyr
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Hurry up, Hodgeyboy! You run like a fat badger after Sunday tea." Mibbitwiss Kathy Cyr
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If you do not get to her time............... He will cut out her heart & feed it to the fishes...." Alice Kathy Cyr
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You have been gifted the Blood Diamond and are surrounded by all that is good. You will not fail as long as you believe.” Analea Kathy Cyr
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Let me out, witch, " growled Alice. She began to hum off key. Griselda stepped away from the door." I can help the little wee babes, " Alice sung sweetly. "Through the woods and into the dark. Where he whispers the words to make his mark. Little boy of green..." Alice chuckled. "...has gone to the wizard who is evil and mean. Kathy Cyr
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I'm serious, Jim. You need to put this crap away. You walk into school on Monday talking to me, or anyone else, about the city's pesky troll problem, and you're not exactly going to get a lot of people saying, 'Gee, thanks for the warning.' It'll spread faster than mono. You think things are tough for us now? Jim, this will be the end. I'm sorry if you had a crazy nightmare. I really am. But I can't let you ruin our lives. . Guillermo Del Toro
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He paused in the hallway, sniffing the air. He scowled, sniffed some more. He pressed an intercom button on the wall. " Betty, I distinctly smell sewage. Could you get a plumber out here ASAP?" Several curly hairs fluttered in the air after he was gone. I clutched at the arm of the dentist chair. " This isn't a joke, Tub! I'm in trouble. We're all in trouble, the whole town, the whole world! You have no clue. You have no idea what kind of things we're dealing with here. There's a whole land of --. Guillermo Del Toro
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Something warned me that what I might see would haunt me forever. Guillermo Del Toro
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Is it..can we..is it safe?" Tub checked the lot but he seemed unconcerned. " Coach Lawrence nabbed him for practice. We live to fight another day, soldier." " No.. I mean, the thing..is it..?" Tub frowned. " The thing. Hmmm. Can you be more specific? I clutched at the bumper and raised myself to unsteady feet. I patted the truck bed, taking solace in the cake of dust. It was real; I was not caught in a nightmare. I smeared the dust with my fingers and smelled it. " If you lick that, we're no longer friends, " Tub said. Guillermo Del Toro
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It's rude to stare, " said the troll. Its mouth opened with a little crest of foam, and shut again in exactly the same way that water closes over a stone. "Is it? Why?" asked Rincewind. How does he hold himself together, his mind screamed at him. Why doesn't he spill? Terry Pratchett
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When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them. Wayne Gerard Trotman
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Simple spells were light and fun, like a good joke. This spell was as simple as a symphony and as splendid. After adding the last runes, I swirled power through the old spells ensuring they merged with the new spells. The entire castle of spells flexed with the added power, my sign to retreat and hope it worked. Watching the spells bend and move was captivating. One moment they were crawling over each other looking for structure and the next they'd formed a fortress of magic seeking targets, calling them home.." Jones?"" Right behind you." He walked around to my left. "How'd it go?"" Good. Really good."" I can tell. You're glowing." I thought he was joking until I glanced at my hand. I had to look like a giant firefly. "Narselfart! " He laughed. "Don't worry about it. It's kinda' cute. Besides, those boys" - he jerked his head to indicate the younger cops - "aren't ever going to forget this power show. N. E. Conneely
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Michelle: The dreaded elf walked into the dining room seconds after I sat down. What business of his was it if I didn't have a clan? It wasn't often I regretted my upbringing but being questioned about a clan stirred unhappy feelings. I'm a witch, but a witch without a clan. Mom had been expelled from her clan before I was born because she wouldn't say who my father was. The clan elders ruled that he must have been human. Unfortunately for my mom, she wasn't much of a witch and breeding with a human was against clan law. I'm not sure who my dad was, but he wasn't around. I've always thought he was from a clan hers didn't favor because I sure had magic and lots of it. N. E. Conneely
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The spell started to brush across my skin, tasting me, telling me what it wanted.... Nothing compared to power flowing through you, over you, around you. It was a alluring, sensual as it wound through my hair, cuddled with my skin. It wanted me to swirl the power, to tickle it with light and sound, and it sang to me of spells long lost. N. E. Conneely
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Hold onto your innocence of heart, at all costs! Because it is the spark of deity that you are born with. Don’t let the trolls steal your divineness. C. Joybell C.
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Trolls have existed on this planet for as long as humans. This is what I was told and what I translated to Tub. The first mention of them in recorded history is from ninth-century Norway, when the nefarious creatures began showing up in song, verse, and bedtime stories to keep misbehaving children in line. According to Norse folklore, trolls are one of the Dark Beings, the purest embodiments of evil, and they scurried from between the toes of Ymir, the mythic six-headed Frost Giant whose murdered body became the universe in which we live; his bones became the mountains, his teeth boulders, and so forth. . Guillermo Del Toro
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It’s a terrible thing, isn’t it? To be dragged under? Guillermo Del Toro
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And yet, will we ever come to an end of discussion and talk if we think we must always reply to replies? For replies come from those who either cannot understand what is said to them, or are so stubborn and contentious that they refuse to give in even if they do understand. Augustine Of Hippo
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Loki, " I said." Hey, Princess." He smiled dazedly as he looked up at me. "What's wrong?"" Nothing." I smiled and shook my head. "Not anymore."" What's this?" He took my hair and held it out so i could see. A curl near the front had gone completely silver. "I take a nap, and you go gray?"" You didn't take a nap." I laughed. "Don't you remember what happened?" He furrowed his brow, trying to remember, and understanding flashed in his eyes. "I remember.." Loki touched my face. "I remember that I love you." I bent down, kissing him full on the mouth, and he held me to him. Amanda Hocking
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Everything is like a wall. Said a scholar to the troll. Bang your head to go on through. Then you'll see, there is no queue. Will Advise
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Never allow carping critics to deter you from success. Instead, silence them with it. Christian Baloga
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If you’re not good, I’ll burn your–”“ Yeah, I know.” MeShack strolled to his bedroom. “You’ll burn my balls off. Kenya Wright
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In the blink of an eye, the fairytales told to children were as real as death and taxes. Vampires, shifters, trolls, demons and creatures of myth, were as real as the air we breathe. L.A. Kennedy
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So many likes and retweets for having the "GUTS"to say what every-one thinks O N T H E F U C K I N G I N T E R- N E T(but never in the street). Andy Carrington
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Michelle: Phone. That had to be my phone waking me up. My hand swept across the nightstand until it found the vibrating hunk of silicone. "Hello." "Michelle, It's Gordon from the Cobb County Sheriff's Office. We need you to deal with some illegally bred magical creatures." The sound of barking and shouting followed his voice." What are they?"" We don't know. I can tell you what they look like. Henri was one of the responding and he's never heard of these things. I think they're new." Blech. I rolled out of bed to start getting dressed. Henri was an old vampire. I'm not sure how old. But old enough to take his word on something like this." Gordon, tell me what these things look like."" I'd say someone found the stupidest chihuahua in the city and then did something to give it wings and magic."" Great! How do I get there?" I wrote down the address and a few directions. "That's the mayor's place, isn't it?" Yep and he's not happy. . N. E. Conneely
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It was said in the old days that every year Thor made a circle around Middle-earth, beating back the enemies of order. Thor got older every year, and the circle occupied by gods and men grew smaller. The wisdom god, Woden, went out to the king of the trolls, got him in an armlock, and demanded to know of him how order might triumph over chaos." Give me your left eye, " said the king of the trolls, "and I'll tell you." Without hesitation, Woden gave up his left eye. "Now tell. John Gardner
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...I prefer rain -sometimes I feel sunlight will turn me to stone - perhaps I'm a Troll... John Geddes
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Well, it's nice to know that the Trolls made it this far south, ' Ulath said. 'I'd hate to have to go looking for them.'' Their Gods were guiding them, Ulath, ' Tynian pointed out.' You've never talked with the Troll-Gods, I see, ' Ulath laughed. 'Their sense of direction is a little vague - probably because their compass only has two directions on it.'' Oh?'' North and not-north. It makes finding places a little difficult. . David Eddings
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This person probably lives in their momma's basement, scratching their ass and lacking vitamin D. #SocialMediaTrolls Luuvie Ajayi
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Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit. Philip K. Dick
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Are we all, at heart, just Internet trolls? Sarah Lotz
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We’ll start with an easy one, shall we? What is the secant of three pi?” The troll asked. “Pie?” Toru felt suddenly hungry. “What are you talking about, man, have you gone senile? A sea camp? You mean like the floating city? Noor AlShanti