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Clearly it's not all that pacific on the Pacific OceanIlya Ilf
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This (San Francisco) is the most beautiful city in America, Probably because it looks nothing like AmericaIlya Ilf
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A Spaniard and a Pole worked in the barbershop where we got our hair cut. An Italian shined our shoes. A Croat washed our car. This was America.Ilya Ilf
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Investigating Koreiko's case might take a long time, " said Ostap. "God only knows how long. And since there is no God, nobody knows. We are in a terrible bind.Ilya Ilf
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There will be no beautiful widow with Persian eyes sitting at your grave. And teary-eyed kids won't be asking: "Papa, papa, can you hear us?Ilya Ilf