4 Quotes & Sayings By Courtney Vail

Courtney Vail is the author of the erotic romance trilogy The Amish Mafia. She also writes contemporary romance under the pen name Courtney Box. Lauren Blakely, New York Times bestselling author, calls her "completely seductive." After 25 years of marriage, she and her husband are enjoying life as empty nesters. Courtney lives in upstate New York with her husband and two crazy dogs.

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Crap. I was hopin’ all things ugly had been raptured, but you’re still muckin’ up the planet.”“ We must share the same faith, honey. ’Cause beauty checked out when you showed up. Courtney Vail
2
Well, you should have a chat with your boyfriend, clarify your desires. Hate to break the news, but, uh, he’s cheatin’ on you. Tell him I said my dog kisses better than him and he hits like a girl. Courtney Vail
3
Oh, really? Do you wake up heaving from bloody dreams thatpromise destruction like some crazy street guy forecasting the Apocalypse? Did you slam a door in your dad’s face hours before he died? Does everyone, cops included, think you’re a pestering loon ’cause‘accident’ doesn’t sit right with you, nor the many other freakouts, likethe car that keeps showing up on your street, with someone sitting in it, doing like, nothing? No? Oh no? Didn’t think so. Life sucks for everyone. Jump or deal with it. Courtney Vail