3 Quotes & Sayings By Chris Gethard

Chris Gethard was born in the small town of Marlboro, New Jersey. He grew up in a working class family and attended the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs, where he graduated with honors in English and journalism. After college he worked as a reporter and editor for various publications, including New York magazine and GQ magazine, and later hosted his own sketch comedy show on MTV. In 2005, Chris began performing stand-up comedy in New York City at the age of twenty-two Read more

He has since toured the country countless times. Chris hosts the popular The Chris Gethard Show podcast on Fusion, which is also available on iTunes, Stitcher Radio, Soundcloud, TuneIn, and Spotify.

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My therapist and I even have a joke about it: shit is truly fucked up when I start threatening to take a road trip. Chris Gethard
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I'm unable to tell you what it feels like to be "a little" mad. My emotions work as if controlled by a light switch. I'm either fine or I'm out of control. I once spilled a container of thumbtacks and got as angry at myself as I did when I screwed up my relationship with my high school sweetheart. If I'm under the impression that there are Golden Grahams in my cupboard, then realize that there in fact are none, there's a high probability I'll be as sad as I was at my grandfather's funeral. In other words, my reactions aren't in proportion to the things I'm reacting to. It's something I've been working on with a very lovely shrink for the past few years. But against the 4Skins one day, all that hard word went out the window. Chris Gethard