3 Quotes & Sayings By Cd Payne

C.D. Payne began writing when he was in his early 20's, receiving awards in the Writer's Digest Writing Competition for his short stories, essays, and poetry. He is also the author of two books of poetry, The Black Rose of the Rings and The Emerald City of the Soul. His works have been published in several anthologies, including The Best of American Humor and The 100 Best Spiritual Stories Ever Told Read more

In addition to writing about personal growth topics, C.D. Payne enjoys writing for a variety of print and online publications, including Chicken Soup for the Soul, Motivational Quotations, and A Window on Heaven.

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As much as I think about sex, I can only with extreme difficulty conceive of myself actually performing the act. And here's another thing I wonder about. How could you ever look a girl in the eye after you've had your winkie up her wendell? I mean, doesn't that render normal social conversation impossible? Apparently not. C.D. Payne
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Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism? C.D. Payne