9 Quotes About Toilet

The toilet is such a simple invention, but we've come to take it for granted. We spend so much time in there and so many people waste so much time thinking about the nature of the toilet. But why do we take for granted something so rudimentary and plain? Here are some of the most inspiring and amusing toilet quotes ever written.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is...
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One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There probably was a time when the idea of having...
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There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that...
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Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in...
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Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed, ’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact, considered as an accoutrement to a sexual encounter, a toilet bowl is a real cold shower. Helen DeWitt
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Writers often have the cleanest windows, floors, fridges and toilets, the most up-to-date filing system or the best record for returning calls or e-mails because, in the moment, just about any task seems more palatable than sitting down to write.” (p.136) Mark David Gerson
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I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all. Mokokoma Mokhonoana