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One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed, ’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact, considered as an accoutrement to a sexual encounter, a toilet bowl is a real cold shower.Helen DeWitt
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Writers often have the cleanest windows, floors, fridges and toilets, the most up-to-date filing system or the best record for returning calls or e-mails because, in the moment, just about any task seems more palatable than sitting down to write.” (p.136)Mark David Gerson
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I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.Mokokoma Mokhonoana