1
Some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.Chuck Palahniuk
2
You're just being cryptic again. It's like soap opera sex. Lots of boring dialogue and when they finally do go to bed, everything's dark and covered by blankets.Unknown
3
If you're in the middle of a monumental and devastating life crisis, hang in there. It'll be over in about an hour. Two hours, tops.Anthony Rubino Jr.
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You can't have a decent party for the survivors of a deadly blast without inviting the person who detonated the explosion.Anthony Rubino Jr.