7 Quotes About Screwed

Screwed is a funny collection of quotes about getting screwed in life. Screwed quotes are meant to make you laugh, not make you angry. If you’d like to laugh at yourself, or laugh at someone else who has gotten themselves in a mess, then this list of screwed quotes will give you plenty of laughs.

1
Our country is failing to live up to its promise of opportunity and fairness. It used to be true that if you went to college and you worked hard, you could count on having a decent middle-class life - but that's just not true anymore. Economic and political changes that have occurred over the past three decades have made the middle-class American dream for today's twenty- and thirtysomethings far less possible than it was for their parents' generation. It's not that we're lazy, that we have no work ethic, or that we have outrageous spending habits. It's that we've been screwed. Camille Perri
2
If all we are is what people think we are, then we're all screwed. Rhoda Belleza
3
In my experience, what defines a crime depends on who’s getting screwed. Mark Frost
4
I heard sad choirs in my mind. There was nothing left of Rachel in the world. He cherished what he'd shown me, and now it was gone. Eureka. Scott Kelly
5
Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private. Shawn Amos
6
The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed. Jami Gertz