16 Quotes About Pun

Pun is a type of word play in which words or phrases with different meanings are juxtaposed. Puns play on words to create a humorous effect, and can be found in songs, ads, and everyday conversations. Many puns are more than just word play though. They often have deeper meaning or a hidden meaning that only the person who knows the secret can get Read more

In this collection of pun quotes, you’ll find witty, smart, and sometimes even downright silly insight about being funny.

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
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Denial isn't just a river in Egypt. C.L. Parker
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Three, ' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?' Most likely Trelawney's own men, " said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.'Nay, ' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.' I did think I could have trusted Hands, ' added the captain. Robert Louis Stevenson
What did the soup say to the tea plate?
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What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into! " I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours. Ana Claudia Antunes
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Just when you see a kid selling a mascot, If you don't buy it because he winks, Not only that will be considered a "boycott", Xenophobically, it will also be a jinx! Ana Claudia Antunes
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When we were little, " the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, "we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise -""Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?" Alice asked." We called him Tortoise because he taught us, " said the Mock Turtle angrily: "really you are very dull! Lewis Carroll
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The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn't make sense, don’t ask anyone in your Rolodex to explain it. Ryan Lilly
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People ask me where I got my x-ray powers. I inherited them from my parents in parental supervision. Erase the dots and your doubts if you think that I was 'raysed' alone. Ana Claudia Antunes
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Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh. Aniruddha Sastikar
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Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in your death. Lauren Oliver
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What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no! ", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun! Ana Claudia Antunes
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Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash. Dart Gray
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Do you know why they call this place the Rookery?" Elodin asked. I shook my head." Because it's where you go if you're a-ravin'." He smiled a wild smile. He laughed a terrible laugh. Patrick Rothfuss
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The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. Joseph GordonLevitt
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I know my rights."" And I know you're wrong. Scott Blagden