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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.C.L. Parker
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Three, ' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?' Most likely Trelawney's own men, " said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.'Nay, ' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.' I did think I could have trusted Hands, ' added the captain.Robert Louis Stevenson
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What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into! " I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.Ana Claudia Antunes
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Just when you see a kid selling a mascot, If you don't buy it because he winks, Not only that will be considered a "boycott", Xenophobically, it will also be a jinx!Ana Claudia Antunes
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When we were little, " the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, "we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise -""Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?" Alice asked." We called him Tortoise because he taught us, " said the Mock Turtle angrily: "really you are very dull!Lewis Carroll
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The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn't make sense, don’t ask anyone in your Rolodex to explain it.Ryan Lilly
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People ask me where I got my x-ray powers. I inherited them from my parents in parental supervision. Erase the dots and your doubts if you think that I was 'raysed' alone.Ana Claudia Antunes
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Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.Aniruddha Sastikar
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Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in your death.Lauren Oliver
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What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no! ", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!Ana Claudia Antunes
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Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.Dart Gray
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Do you know why they call this place the Rookery?" Elodin asked. I shook my head." Because it's where you go if you're a-ravin'." He smiled a wild smile. He laughed a terrible laugh.Patrick Rothfuss
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The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.Joseph GordonLevitt
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I know my rights."" And I know you're wrong.Scott Blagden