14 Quotes About Limerick

A limerick is a form of poetic verse that consists of three lines. The first line has five syllables. The second line has seven syllables and the rhyming words are separated by a caesura. The final line has five syllables and contains a witty or satirical twist Read more

Limericks have been around in some form since the Middle Ages, but they haven’t changed much in a thousand years. We’ve put together a list of the best limericks for you to enjoy today.

Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious...
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Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook. So that's just a humus humor spread. Ana Claudia Antunes
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Poetry isn’t an island, it is the bridge. Poetry isn’t a ship, it is the lifeboat. Poetry isn’t swimming. Poetry is water. Kamand Kojouri
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Blessed be, it's finally Spring. In joy and delight the birds sing, Ravished upon the entire earth, The new rebirth, Helas, the joy it brings! Ana Claudia Antunes
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Silent our body is a sacred temple, A place to connect with other people. Can't we just stay any younger? Really, we might keep it stronger, Elated, rather than so tilted or feeble! ! Ana Claudia Antunes
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Latin is a dead tongue And Romans made songs! Then no one disagree: It delighted them in theory Now it's "the Latin" in me. Ana Claudia Antunes
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There are no good tights, Rare they are, a rare sight. You roll and roll Inside a new hole, They´re only good for a fight. Ana Claudia Antunes
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Seven Ages: first puking and mewling Then very pissed-off with your schooling Then fucks, and then fights Next judging chaps' rights Then sitting in slippers: then drooling. Robert Conquest
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My highest aspiration in life is to serve as the Limerick Laureate of Nantucket. Alan C. Baird
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There are no good tights, It´s all such a rare sight... Gently, I put one in. Holes are within! They´re only good for a fight. Ana Claudia Antunes
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Limerick gained a reputation for piety, but we knew it was only the rain. Frank McCourt
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There was a young lady called Peaches, who simply loved animals to pieces. She ate pigs and sheep, and for cows she would weep, when baked in a sauce of rich greases. Mango Wodzak
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There was a young girl named Ratchet.She had skill and no one could match it. She wanted to be More stylish and carefree, But she couldn't give up her Ratchet. Nancy J. Cavanaugh
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There once was a man from Des MoinesWhose wife was always annoyed He stepped in the kitchen She started her bitchin' Now that fucking cunt is dead. Frances Winkler