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MagicSandra’s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy spied an elf, But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.Shel Silverstein
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Mensen vragen wel eens, geloof jij in God, Martinus? En dan zeg ik ja, uiteraard. Wat ik er dan niet bij vertel is dat ik ook geloof dat hij donkergroen is, inferieur aan de mens en uit op het stelen van mijn portemonnee. Want dan zit er altijd wel een slimmerik tussen die vraagt of God dan ook een hoed op heeft, en of ik hem niet met een leprechaun verwar, een schepsel waar de Nederlanders nooit een woord voor hebben uitgevonden. En ik zou niet weten wat ik daarop moet antwoorden, behalve dan dat God absoluut een hoed draagt, en zeer waarschijnlijk met een klavertje vier rondloopt, wat hij ook wel nodig heeft want ik heb helemaal geen portemonnee. .Martijn Benders
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Nothing good can come from a crack of dawn meeting on a Monday morning.Unknown
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O, sir, ' murmured Sheila, still on her knees, 'please forgive me.'' Forgive you! 0, la, la, la! ' cunningly cried the droll, and strutting like an actor. 'Forgiveness is easy, is it not? O, yes, it is nothing. You are a young woman full of pride. O. yes! - but that is nothing. And full of penitence, and that is nothing, too. Pride is nothing, penitence nothing, forgiveness nothing, but even a bargain in farthings must be paid to be made, and I am a plain business man. What costs nothing brings no balm, and you would not like that, you would not like that, now would you?' (“The Bogey Man”) .A.E. Coppard
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I asked her, dreamily, if we had met, and when she told me that we had not, I gave her a little finger wave, the type a leprechaun might offer a pixie who was floating by on a maple leaf. "Well, hi there, " I whispered.David Sedaris
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I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.Janette Rallison
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Humph, ' he said, with a disagreeable air, 'the universe does its work very quietly.' (“The Bogey Man”)A.E. Coppard
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Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking demon it is.N.L. Gervasio
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Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.Kathy Bryson
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A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.Kathy Bryson
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Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!Kathy Bryson
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Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.Kathy Bryson
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You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.Kathy Bryson
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Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?Kathy Bryson
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No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.Kathy Bryson
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It was never just about the money.Kathy Bryson
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Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.Kathy Bryson
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She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.Kathy Bryson
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Are ya trying' to kill me, lass?" " Kill you? No." Maggie leaned closer, her hands drifting up and cradling his face as she rolled her hips again in one wicked pass. "Torture you? Maybe.Sara Humphreys
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I'll not be lyin' if I tell ya that I fancy ya a bit myself." " The fancy feelings are mutual." A grin curved her lips right before Declan pressed a kiss to them.Sara Humphreys
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Scaoileadh Me.... 'Release me.' That was what he said. No doubt about it. It was in Gaelic, but that was what the voice said. Holy. Crap.Sara Humphreys
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Are ya tryin' to kill me, Maggie?" Declan bit the words out and his fingers dug deeper into her hips. "Are ya wantin' to see a grown man beg?Sara Humphreys
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I'll show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for starters.Neil Gaiman