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Men do everything that men do, from waging war to reading books, for one purpose only: to get laid.David Burr Gerrard
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Get off of my shoulders. The foundation has been laid, now its time for you to build on it and get to work.Amelia Boynton Robinson
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The man was rude, crude, and inappropriate. I was taken with him the moment I walked in the door, and I knew the first moment I saw him that it was going to be raw, it was going to be ugly, and I was going to enjoy every damn minute of it.C.M. Stunich
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And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to "You need to get laid" to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I'd be slightly different by virtue of having a penis-however briefly-inside me. That is some phallocentric bullshit if I ever heard any. Hypothetical penises don't make the rules. I make the rules. I love the rules.Katie Heaney
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Guys are a lot like kitchen floors — lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.Susan Andersen
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The guy snarled out a string of profanity describing his night with Conn's mother." Sounds about right, " Conn said, but Matt didn't miss the glint in Conn's eye. "She's been dead for twenty years, but dead's probably the only way you get laid.Anne Calhoun
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I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing.Izaak Walton
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There is something sad about clothes laid in a tomb of trunks.Suzy Menkes