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Marry your friend, and you will be reasonably happy. Marry your lover, and you will be abundantly happy. Marry your soulmate, and you will be infinitely happy.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If a woman stands behind you, respect her; if she stands beside you, cherish her; if she stands with you, adore her.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Lust promises you the world, and disappoints. Love promises you the universe, and delivers.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If a man found his dream wife, it was because he was wide awake.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The greatest love stories are not written by the ink of the pen, but by the ink of the heart.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love conquers the body by embracing it, conquers the mind by massaging it, conquers the heart by kissing it, and conquers the soul by marrying it.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Though love may be blind, it sees much;though it may be deaf, it hears much;though it may be mute, it says much;and though it may be lame, it does much.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The more silent you are at bed during times of crisis, the more are the chances of an amicable, dignified and a not so counterproductive interchange of romantic exuberance.Adhish Mazumder
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Falling in love is accidental, staying in love is intentional, and growing in love is delightful.Matshona Dhliwayo
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True love is like diamonds; scarce, and priceless.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love is the greatest drug; joy is the strongest medicine; virtue is the noblest remedy; together, they are the greatest therapy.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Marry the one who laughs when you laugh, and you are clever; marry the one who cries when you cry, and you are intelligent, but marry the one who does both with you, and you are wise.Matshona Dhliwayo
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When you look into your soulmates eyes, you see the world; into your soulmates heart, you see the sky, and into your soulmates soul, you see the universe.Matshona Dhliwayo
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By the time you become an expert at marriage, it is too late to start a new one.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If your wife puts on ten pounds, love her ten times more. If she puts on a hundred pounds, love her a hundred times more. If she puts on a thousand pounds, love her a thousand times more.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love only knocks on your heart’s door when certain it has the right address.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Passion stimulates you, love intoxicates you, marriage sobers you, and parenthood tries you.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you sweep a woman off of her feet, make sure your character is strong enough to keep her in the air.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you try to buy love, you will go bankrupt trying to possess it.Matshona Dhliwayo
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When a woman wants your attention, she uses her smile. When she wants your wallet, she uses her charm. When she wants your heart, she uses her touch. When she wants your soul, she uses her kiss.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A thousand ways to please your wife boil down to two words: “Yes, dear.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The shrewd marry for money, the scheming marry for status, the calculating marry for power, but the wise marry for love.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love sets you free the moment it arrests you.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you choose money over love, you will always be poor.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Money can't buy love, except on Valentine’s Day.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A kiss is the easiest thing to throw at someone because its weight is love.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you want the most beautiful fish in the sea, make sure you have the most appealing bait.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you out of her heart, there is no appealBangambiki Habyarimana
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The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.Matshona Dhliwayo
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My wife does not need the whole country to play politics with. We are only the two of us at home but she plays the highest form of politics with me. That’s why I don't understand her ways. I think I need to do a bit of political science to understand herBangambiki Habyarimana
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If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The poorest man you can marry is not the one who lacks money, but the one who lacks character.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A virtuous spouse adds years to your life, a wise one adds decades, but a loving one adds an eternity to your life.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Happy is he who marries the woman he wants, happier is he who marries the woman he needs, and happiest is he who marries the woman he wants and needs.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Make your wife happier, children wiser, yourself kinder, and you will make your life better.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silenceBangambiki Habyarimana
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Married life is not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it can look like an ugly battlefieldBangambiki Habyarimana
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Sometimes divorce is the best thing that can happen to marriageBangambiki Habyarimana
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Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he acceptsBangambiki Habyarimana
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I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her againBangambiki Habyarimana
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Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wifeBangambiki Habyarimana
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Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her.Bangambiki Habyarimana
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Wife: a former girlfriendBangambiki Habyarimana
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You don't need a great cathedral for a great marriage. All you need is fate to be on your sideBangambiki Habyarimana
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Husband: a former boyfriendBangambiki Habyarimana
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After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't workBangambiki Habyarimana
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Marriage is but a consolidation of resourcesBangambiki Habyarimana
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Never advise a man against his wife or a wife against his husband. When they come together again you will be the archenemy. When they separate, the fault will all be yoursBangambiki Habyarimana
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An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Marrying a stupid person is a reflection of your thoughtlessness. Marrying a clever person is a reflection of your intelligence. Marrying a wise person is a reflection of your shrewdness. Marrying a virtuous person is a reflection of your uprightness.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love that causes you pain is better than hate that brings you pleasure.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Follow your heart only if it has your mind's feet.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Walking towards love is wiser than falling into it.Matshona Dhliwayo
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An angel who makes you cry is better than a devil who makes you smile.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after.Matshona Dhliwayo
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My greatest privilege is being married to a gentle loving husband. I am very grateful God made our path cross.Lailah Gifty Akita
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If you build your life on one and only person, be prepared for none and lonely lifePrabakaran Thirumalai
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Bitter love is better than sweet hate.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Many people think less of a man if he cries because it supposedly shows a sign of weakness, but I beg to differ. A man that’s in touch with his feelings is absolutely beautiful! I admire, respect, and appreciate their braveness to be vulnerable. Crying is NOT a weakness. We cannot expect our men to be strong all of the time. That’s SO unfair! They have feelings, too. Don’t ever make a man feel less than just because he cries. Comfort, love, and support him. Show him that you genuinely care.Stephanie Lahart
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Love notes to my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita; I will always love you. I am grateful for a blessed life shared with you.Lailah Gifty Akita
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There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.Matshona Dhliwayo
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I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Don't look for Mrs. Right if all your character demonstrates is you are Mr. Wrong.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.Matshona Dhliwayo
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When the heart says “yes” it is difficult for the mind to say “no.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you stand in the way of two people who were meant to be together, destiny's train will run you over.Matshona Dhliwayo
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For a marriage to work a husband must learn these two words: “Yes dear.Matshona Dhliwayo
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One soul-mate is enough to face life's countless soul-enemies.Matshona Dhliwayo
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To patch up a relationship, understanding is the needle, and love is the thread.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Don't be afraid of marrying the right person even if they come from the wrong background.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.Matshona Dhliwayo
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You only need to steal a woman's heart if she won't give it to you willingly.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love is blind, and therefore not responsible for whoever she bumps into.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If your love for your wife can be measured, it is not big enough.Matshona Dhliwayo
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I have never met anyone who gave back a heart they stole.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Running away from someone you love is a race you will never win.Matshona Dhliwayo
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It is never a crime to steal the heart of someone you love.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love is the only tyrant whose reign is sweet.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If a man does not treat you like a princess during courtship, he will not treat you like a queen during marriage.Matshona Dhliwayo