7 Quotes About Hangover

Hangovers are a universal experience, and they’re no fun. They range from mild to severe, and they range from short-lived to life-sucking. But there is good news: you can get rid of your hangover—and even enjoy a night of fun after your drink. Here are the best hangover quotes to get you back in the mood for more alcohol.

The only cure for a real hangover is death.
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The only cure for a real hangover is death. Robert Benchley
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His head was pounding and his vision skewed in some way and he was vaguely amazed at being alive and not sure that it was worth it. Cormac McCarthy
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Charity shook her head, struggling to get back into the flow of Lady Margaret's crisply worded presentation. Brandy brought sleep, and a temporary escape from the ache of a broken heart. But in the morning came gritty eyes, a furry tongue, and a pounding headache that made a foolish girl wince and rub her temples whenever her coolly perfect boss was looking the other way. Carol Storm
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I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry. Libba Bray
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Oh man sometimes I wake up feel like a cat runover. Are you familiar with the stoical aspects of hard drinking, of heavy drinking? Oh it's heavy. Oh it's hard. It isn't easy. Jesus, I never meant me any harm. All I wanted was a good time. Martin Amis
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He dozed off, into a dreamless oblivion, for what seemed like seconds but was in fact hours, and awoke hungover, the inner surface of his skull pulsing like a single, giant nerve being chewed by some ruminant animal. Alex Shakar