7 Quotes About Geek Humor

Finding happiness is one of life's most difficult tasks, but all of the tech geeks have figured out a way to keep their brains working. Whether you're a tech geek or not, tech jokes are sure to make you laugh! Check out the collection below of tech-related jokes with a hint of humor. What's the difference between a PC and a woman? A PC will shut down immediately after sex. What do you call a 500-pound gorilla with no arms and no legs? A 500-pound gorilla without arms and legs. Why doesn't the mailman like me? Because I never catch him. Why do monkeys like bananas? Because they taste like nuts and look like bananas!  " It's easy to tell who is smarter; all you have to do is ask them! Q: How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one! All he has to do is hold the bulb and type on the keyboard. The light bulb will change itself! Q: What do you call a programmer who sits in his garage all day with his thumb up his ass? A: A "hardware developer."  A: What do you call an elephant that rides a bicycle? Q: An elephant that rides a bicycle what? A: A "web developer."  Q: What do you call an elephant that rides a web developer?  A: A "systems engineer." Q: What did the computer programmer say when he lost his hard drive? A: I'm telling everyone I know about this.  A: What do you call two programmers who ride motorcycles together?  A: Two developers on one project. Q: How many system administration experts does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, One to hold on for dear life, and another to type frantically on the keyboard as if their life depended on it.

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No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed. E.a. Bucchianeri
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.. there was one new metallic monstrosity stacked in one corner that she hadn’t seen the last time she was a visitor to his strange chamber, it appeared to be a mass of hard drives all fused together, but they looked too sophisticated to be merely hard drives.“ What on earth is that?” “That’s my Kung Fu, ” he said proudly, patting the top of the futuristic-looking stack.“ Is that what you wanted to show me?”“ No, but it’s impressive, isn’t it?”“ If you say so.” Steves sighed and shook his head, so few people could appreciate the intellectual complexity of an almost untraceable hacking device. E.a. Bucchianeri
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At the last moment, she remembered that her Master might be watching her and, knowing that good girls bend at the knees while bad girls bend at the waist, she picked up the cigar butt, as it were, in style. Sorin Suciu
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The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting. Sorin Suciu
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Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away. Sorin Suciu
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Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics. Sorin Suciu