7 Quotes About Geek Humor
Finding happiness is one of life's most difficult tasks, but all of the tech geeks have figured out a way to keep their brains working. Whether you're a tech geek or not, tech jokes are sure to make you laugh! Check out the collection below of tech-related jokes with a hint of humor.
What's the difference between a PC and a woman? A PC will shut down immediately after sex.
What do you call a 500-pound gorilla with no arms and no legs? A 500-pound gorilla without arms and legs.
Why doesn't the mailman like me? Because I never catch him.
Why do monkeys like bananas? Because they taste like nuts and look like bananas! "
It's easy to tell who is smarter; all you have to do is ask them!
Q: How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one! All he has to do is hold the bulb and type on the keyboard. The light bulb will change itself!
Q: What do you call a programmer who sits in his garage all day with his thumb up his ass? A: A "hardware developer." A: What do you call an elephant that rides a bicycle? Q: An elephant that rides a bicycle what? A: A "web developer." Q: What do you call an elephant that rides a web developer? A: A "systems engineer."
Q: What did the computer programmer say when he lost his hard drive? A: I'm telling everyone I know about this. A: What do you call two programmers who ride motorcycles together? A: Two developers on one project.
Q: How many system administration experts does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, One to hold on for dear life, and another to type frantically on the keyboard as if their life depended on it.