22 Quotes About Email

TO:[email protected]: Something's wrong! The house is shaking! T O:[email protected]: Well can you turn down the volume on Star Trek:Voyager? I thought we were having an earthquake when the Enterprise hit Warp speed. Why did you let me sleep until nearly one? Robert Bryndza

Write like you speak with the 'rhythms of human speech, ' as William Zinsser said, and in as few words as possible. Use action verbs to carry water. Sandra E. Lamb

You know that when your partner deletes their messages to a past lover after being accused of cheating, then it is likely that they were being unfaithful in some way. Steven Magee

If your happy and you know it a smiley face will surely show it : ) Netiquette by NetworkEtiquette.net David Chiles

Think about it: send SLASH receive. Email is the frenzied killer of proper communication. Fennel Hudson

Contradictions, in any communication, are the first stepping stones of mistrust Paul Babicki

When Internet parlance finds its way into our accepted vocabulary, it becomes a cliché. Paul Babicki

I'm getting a daily email from Microsoft which I have been ignoring that states a hacker is trying to access my account. As far as the Microsoft account goes, the hacker can have it...along with all of the nasty Windows 10 upgrade problems! Steven Magee

It is proper netiquette to refrain from using all capital letters in internet correspondence. NetworkEtiquette.net David Chiles

It is proper netiquette to invite new friends in real life to connect with you on the internet. NetworkEtiquette.net David Chiles

It is proper #netiquette to be conservative in messages you send and liberal in messages you receive. NetworkEtiquette.net David Chiles

There are no secrets on the Internet Paul Babicki

I kind of thought actually that Trevor was gone completely mental when he called up here a few weeks ago. Like, why would he not text or email or Facebook? What's with all the reality, I thought. Does he not know he's a million times cooler in virtual form? Donal Ryan

Email, instant messaging, and cell phones give us fabulous communication ability, but because we live and work in our own little worlds, that communication is totally disorganized. Marilyn Vos Savant

Social media is the most disruptive form of communication humankind has seen since the last disruptive form of communications, email. Ryan Holmes

There are a lot of things that Slack gives you that email doesn't when you think about internal use. Switching to Slack from email for internal communication gives you a lot more transparency. Stewart Butterfield

Most of us still haven't grasped the fact that everything we commit to the digital space - not just our public blogs and broadcast tweets, but every private text message, email, and voicemail is likely to be stored and accessible. Forever. Douglas Rushkoff

I am very bad at computers. I don't really know how to write email. Marjane Satrapi

I like texting as much as the next kidult - and embrace it as yet more evidence, along with email, that we live now in the post-aural age, when an unsolicited phone call is, thankfully, becoming more and more understood to be an unspeakable social solecism, tantamount to an impertinent invasion of privacy. Will Self

I love text, I love email, I love Skype; I think it's amazing. Beeban Kidron

People who supported Obama felt like they formed a relationship, that they were being spoken to. The way that campaign worked and the way he's worked during his first term is to make people feel like he's grasping their hand, whether it's by tweeting or email, moments after an event, sometimes during an event. It makes people relate to him. James Spader