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Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page, " Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.John Green
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Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.Oliver Oliver Reed
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.Oliver Oliver Reed
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.Oliver Oliver Reed
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.Oliver Oliver Reed
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.Oliver Oliver Reed
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.Oliver Oliver Reed
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Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.Oliver Oliver Reed