11 Quotes About Calvin And Hobbe

Calvin and Hobbes is a timeless classic that has stood the test of time. The story follows a young boy named Calvin and his imaginary friend Hobbes, who live through many adventures in Calvin's imagination. As the two begin to grow up, Calvin’s imagination begins to fade, which makes him feel alone and afraid. In his search for answers, he finds a new imaginary friend in the form of a tiger named Susie Read more

Over time, Susie helps Calvin come to terms with his fear, and they become great friends.

Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Reality continues to ruin my life. Bill Watterson
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower...
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I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. Bill Watterson
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. Bill Watterson
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with...
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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. Bill Watterson
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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Bill Watterson
Calvin:
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Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet Bill Watterson
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because...
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's! ! ! Bill Watterson
I think we dream so we don't have to be...
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. Bill Watterson
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Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. Bill Watterson
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I'm a misunderstood genius."" What's misunderstood?"" Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Bill Watterson