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Getting married means you've won, and I hate thinking like that, I do, but let's be honest, that's just how it is. Until you're married, you're a loser, NO MATTER HOW GREAT YOU ARE AT EVERYTHING ELSE. In our super progressive, equal right, modern society, it's the one thing no one wants to say but everyone is thinking, however messed-up it is.Lindsey Kelk
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But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of.Lindsey Kelk
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It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text.Lindsey Kelk
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I've been thinking. You'd better be my bridesmaid, since you gave me the idea that led to this whole farce. It's a horrible job, I'm sure, so you deserve it. Plus, you're my friend. Will you do it?Jayne Bauling