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Black Friday — (AKA Zombie Apocalypse)Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day.Sage R Fury
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You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and federal taxesStanley Victor Paskavich
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Into the breach, then. Against mobs of middle-aged moms and frightening harridans we shall prevail.” She nodded sharply, raising an invisible sword. “And damned be he–she–who cries, ‘Hold, enough! ’”“ Misquote Shakespeare in front of Samuel, I dare you, ” I told her, and she laughed.Patricia Briggs