130 Quotes & Sayings By Patricia Briggs

Patricia Briggs is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of more than 50 books in various fiction and thriller genres, including the Mercy Thompson series, the Alpha and Omega series, and the Kate Daniels series. She has been nominated for several awards, including a RITA Award for her novella "The Death Artist" by her pen name Mary Janice Davidson. She lives in Oregon with her husband, three children, and too many animals.

I don't like it when I outweigh my men.
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I don't like it when I outweigh my men. Patricia Briggs
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When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace. Patricia Briggs
The only certainty life contains is death.
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The only certainty life contains is death. Patricia Briggs
Survivors can't always choose their methods.
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Survivors can't always choose their methods. Patricia Briggs
MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP...
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MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT. Patricia Briggs
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Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding, " answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done, " I told him. Patricia Briggs
It is one of those lessons that every child should...
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It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts. Patricia Briggs
Intelligent men are dangerous.
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Intelligent men are dangerous. Patricia Briggs
Any idiot can put up a website.
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Any idiot can put up a website. Patricia Briggs
Civilization is vastly overrated.
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Civilization is vastly overrated. Patricia Briggs
When I die of heart failure the next time you...
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When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone–‘ I didn’t mean to startle her. Patricia Briggs
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Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach, ” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH. Patricia Briggs
Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
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Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to. Patricia Briggs
Women are sneaky.
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Women are sneaky. Patricia Briggs
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Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.“ Sometime, ” I told him. “When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you. Patricia Briggs
What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of...
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What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of liked that one, but suspected that racist bastards didn't read Tolkien. Patricia Briggs
Some truths are truths, no matter who says them.
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Some truths are truths, no matter who says them. Patricia Briggs
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I don't like lies, " said Bran, and I knew I'd failed to keep the pain of his revelation from my face. "Not even lies of omission. Hard truths can be dealt with, triumphed over, but lies will destroy your soul. Patricia Briggs
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I suppose we must work on being gracious and grateful until we can do for ourselves. Someday the wheel of fate will put us in a position to be of use to them, and we will remember how much easier it is to give help than it is to accept it. Patricia Briggs
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She doesn’t need the pack. She doesn’t need me.” I shot to my feet. “That’s not true, ” I said hotly. He tilted his head a little, his eyes meeting mine. His eyes softened. “I misspoke, ” he said in a steady voice. “She doesn’t need me to make sure she has enough food or a place to live-that is my privilege, but she doesn’t need me to do that. She doesn’t need me to keep her safe or to make her a whole person. She doesn’t need me to do anything except love her. Which I do. . Patricia Briggs
It was like being leaned on by a very heavy,...
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It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick. Patricia Briggs
She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair.
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She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair. Patricia Briggs
I don't say goodbye very easily, Anna. Not gracefully or...
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I don't say goodbye very easily, Anna. Not gracefully or prettily. Goodbye tears your heart out and leaves it a feast for carrion birds who happen by. Patricia Briggs
Knowledge is a better weapon than a sword.
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Knowledge is a better weapon than a sword. Patricia Briggs
I can't protect you from knowledge.
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I can't protect you from knowledge. Patricia Briggs
I used my history degree about twice a year whether...
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I used my history degree about twice a year whether I needed to or not. Patricia Briggs
Time was such an odd thing. One moment you could...
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Time was such an odd thing. One moment you could talk to someone, then suddenly, they were gone. Patricia Briggs
Don’t lick the guests, darling. Bad manners.
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Don’t lick the guests, darling. Bad manners. Patricia Briggs
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He stepped back with exaggerated courtesy. But when I walked past him, he swatted my rump. Hard enough to sting.“ You need to be more careful, ” he growled. “Keep interfering in my business and you might get hurt.” I said sweetly as I continued to Jesse's room, “The last man who swatted me like that is rotting in his grave.”“ I have no doubt about it.” His voice was more satisfied then contrite. . Patricia Briggs
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I don’t know who you think you are” – my mother’s voice was low and dangerous – “but if you don’t get out of my way right this instant, it won’t matter.” Adam was the Alpha werewolf in charge of the local pack. He was tough. He could be mean when he had to – and he wouldn’t stand a chance against my mom. Patricia Briggs
Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time...
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Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other. Patricia Briggs
He sighed.
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He sighed. "I don't think an apology will do, Mercy. Because an apology implies that you wouldn't do it again. And, under the circumstances, you wouldn't do anything differently, would you?" No. Patricia Briggs
Then he'd come back home and found out that war...
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Then he'd come back home and found out that war didn't cause fear–love did. Patricia Briggs
You can't cage an eagle for long without destroying it.
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You can't cage an eagle for long without destroying it. Patricia Briggs
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You are looking at this wrong. You think I hold my territory by the might of my fist. But that's not it. I hold my territory by consent of the governed. I think it is a very American concept, which might be why you never looked for it." – Adam Hauptman, Columbia Basin Pack Alpha, to Iacopo (Jacob) Bonarata, Lord of the Night (master vampire of Milan) Patricia Briggs
Women are the bloodthirsty sex,
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Women are the bloodthirsty sex, " said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it. Patricia Briggs
Only cowards torture women.
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Only cowards torture women. Patricia Briggs
Over a lifetime of dealing with difficult women, I have...
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Over a lifetime of dealing with difficult women, I have learned it is often better to give into their demands immediately. Patricia Briggs
A man says a lot of things in summer he...
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A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter. Patricia Briggs
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One of my professors once told me that the last official act of the British monarchy was when Queen Victoria refused to sign a law that made same-sex acts illegal. It would have made me think more highly of her, except the reason she objected was because she didn’t believe women would do anything like that. Parliament rewrote the law so it was specific to men, and she signed it. A tribute to enlightenment, Queen Victoria was not. Neither, as I have observed before, are werewolf packs. Patricia Briggs
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People will do amazing things to ensure their survival. Patricia Briggs
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All life is rife with possibilities. Seeds have possibilities, but all their tomorrows are caught by the patterning of their life cycle. Animals have possibilities that are greater than that of a fir tree or a blade of grass. Still, though, for most animals, the pattern of instinct, the patterns of their lives, are very strong. Humanity has a far greater range of possibilities, especially the very young. Who will children grow up to be? Who will they marry, what will they believe, what will they create? Creation is a very powerful seed of possibility. Patricia Briggs
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Don't make light of any man's pain. Patricia Briggs
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Wolf, " she said. "Married is wonderful, married is lovely. But I loved you before that, and you were mine before that. Only you for me–only me for you. That's how it was before our marriage." The smile fell away and left her pale and determined. "That's how it was when I found you in that pit trap all those years ago– I knew as soon as I first saw your eyes. But then, I've known all my life what love is. It took you, who had nothing to compare it to, rather longer to figure out, to understand what is between us. But even when you did not understand or recognize it–it was always love. Patricia Briggs
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He didn't say anything more, just waited for me to tell him what I'd been thinking. It was pure speculation, and I was opening myself up to ridicule by saying anything at all. I sat on the stool and realized that I had my loyalties, too. Patricia Briggs
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This world has need of song and sword. Patricia Briggs
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The main thing to remember is that making love is at onces the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform. Patricia Briggs
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Love is not necessary for sex. Patricia Briggs
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All right, " Mom said. She gave Samuel a stern look, " Now I don't know what's going on between you and my daughter and Adam Hauptman-""Neither do we, " I muttered Samuel grinned "We have it pretty well worked out as far as the sex goes. Adam gets it-someday-and I don't. But the rest is still up for negotiation. Patricia Briggs
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If she know how strongly he felt, she'd have run out the door. He wasn't used to the possessive, or the savage joy she brought to his heart. It ate at his control, so he turned his attention to the music. He understood music. Patricia Briggs
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A man's immortality can be found in his children. Patricia Briggs
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You cannot sacrifice the world for your children. Patricia Briggs
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Cheeky. Carry them for nine months, feed them, clothe them, and what do I get? Impertinence. Patricia Briggs
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C’est moi, c’est moi, ’tis I, ' I told him. It seemed appropriately melodramatic, though I didn’t know if he’d catch the reference. I shouldn’t have worried. Unexpectedly, he laughed. “Trust you to quote Lancelot rather than Guinevere. Patricia Briggs
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Some people will tell you werewolves can only shapechange under a full moon, but people also say there's no such things as ghosts. Patricia Briggs
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My father always said that too many words cheapened the value of a man's speech. Patricia Briggs
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A king who trusts no man is weak. Patricia Briggs
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My mother once told me that you had to trust that the first thing out of a person's mouth was the truth. After they have a chance to think about it, they'll change what they say to be more socially acceptable, something they think you'll be happier with, something they think will get the results they want. Patricia Briggs
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My mother raised her eyebrow, and murmured, “And to think I was always worried that you didn’t have any friends. I suppose I should have been counting my blessings. Patricia Briggs
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Some people are boys longer than others. Patricia Briggs
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Death is not such a bad thing. What would be a bad thing would be living without challenges. Without knowing defeat, we cannot know what victory is. There is no life without death. Patricia Briggs
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Almost-Sister, you picked a real catch.”“ It was I who caught her, ” Adam said softly. “It took years. Patricia Briggs
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Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary. Patricia Briggs
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When he grew up, he wanted to be like Charles. Patricia Briggs
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Sometimes I think I live more closely to the past than the present. Patricia Briggs
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Who hurt you?" she asked, slicing through the two other conversations going on at the table. "He's dead, " said Charles, his hand sliding up Anna's back reassuringly. "I killed him. If I could, I would bring him back to life so I could kill him again. Patricia Briggs
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Evil must always be fought. Patricia Briggs
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If there was such evil in the world, was it possible that there was good, too? Patricia Briggs
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You have to acknowledge evil, or you give it too much power over you. Patricia Briggs
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A rape victim.. a rape victim who fights.. They've been violated, made helpless and afraid. It breaks their confidence in the safety of their little world. It makes them afraid." .. "If you don't fight, it's not quite the same. If they make you help, make you cooperate, then it's not clear to you anymore. Is it rape? You feel dirty, violated, and guilty. Most of all guilty because you should have fought. Especially if you're Mercy and you fight everything. . Patricia Briggs
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Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade. Patricia Briggs
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A man learns with age, if he is lucky. Patricia Briggs
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I thought it would be quieter here.” [Anna] hadn’t meant to say anything, but the noise startled her. “The wind in the trees, ” Bran said. “And there are some birds that stay year-round. Sometimes when the wind is still and the cold is upon us, the quiet is so deep you can feel it in your bones. Patricia Briggs
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Identity was partly heritage, partly upbringing, but mostly the choices you make in life. ~ Bran Patricia Briggs
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So in the sweltering heat of a July night, I sang a Christmas carol to a room full of fae, who had been driven out of their homelands by Christians and their cold-iron swords. Patricia Briggs
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No, really, " I said. "Now that we know that Flores is really this nasty, fiery, superpowerful nothing-can-kill-me demon from hell, maybe we should consider just giving Christy to him? Patricia Briggs
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Jumping Jehoshaphat. O Holy Night. Patricia Briggs
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This was not a man who wanted to give up his mate. This was a man trying to do the honorable thing–and give her a choice, no matter hiw much it cost him. Patricia Briggs
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You'd tell the world what your best friend wore to sleep if you thought it made a good enough story. Patricia Briggs
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Reluctantly, I pulled out my necklace and showed it to them. Samuel frowned. The little figure was stylized; I suppose he couldn't tell what it was at first." A dog?" asked Zee, staring at my necklace." A lamb, " I said defensively, tucking it safely back under my shirt. "Because one of Christ's names is 'The Lamb of God.'"Samuel's shoulders shook slightly. "I can see it now, Mercy holding a roomful of vampire at bay with her glowing sheep." I gave his shoulder a hard push, aware of the heat climbing to my cheeks, but it didn't help. He sang in a soft taunting voice, "Mercy had a little lamb.. Patricia Briggs
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I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed. Patricia Briggs
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Vampire politics make the very complicated dance of manners that is werewolf protocol look like the Hokey Pokey. Patricia Briggs
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If creation was given no limit, ultimately everything would cease to exist. Patricia Briggs
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He was like Superman, but with fangs and oddly impaired morals. Patricia Briggs
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Damn it, " I said. "I don't suppose you have any ideas on how to kill Littleton."He smiled at me, his teeth very white in the darkness of his face. "Eat him, " he said. Patricia Briggs
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One of the oddest things about being grown-up was looking back at something you thought you knew and finding out the truth of it was completely different from what you had always believed. Patricia Briggs
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You are a sick, sick man, ” I told him.“ Thank you, ” Ben replied, looking modest. Patricia Briggs
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Death isn't a tragedy to God, only to those left behind. Patricia Briggs
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Stupid young girls who get caught alone in the forest fall prey to anything that crosses their paths, be the beast animal, human or shapeshifter. Patricia Briggs
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I like that people can just look at you and know that you are taken, that you are mine.” He closed his eyes and laughed. “And yes, I know that sentiment is at the top of the Women’s Liberation Movement’s list of things not to say to a modern woman. Patricia Briggs
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Nothing says you're sorry like a dead bunny. Patricia Briggs
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For Adam, screwed-up bonding thing or not, I’d wait forever.“ Really?” he asked in a tone I’d never heard from him before. Softer. Vulnerable. Adam didn’t do vulnerable.“ Really what?” I asked.“ Despite the way our bond scares you, despite the way someone in the pack played you, you’d still have me?” He'd been listening to my thoughts. This time it didn't bother me.“ Adam, ” I told him, “I’d walk barefoot over hot coals for you. Patricia Briggs
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You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?” “Mmm, ” I said. “I give up. What's the use of having a man in the house? Patricia Briggs
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Adam didn't approve of Wal-Mart. Patricia Briggs
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Are we going to Portland?" I asked. "Or Multnomah Falls?"He smiled at me. "Go to sleep." I waited three seconds. "Are we there yet?" His smile widened, and the last of the usual tension melted from his face. For a smile like that, I'd...do anything. Patricia Briggs
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Trouble seems to follow me around, waiting to club me with a tire iron. Patricia Briggs
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Such a small thing to cause so much trouble. Patricia Briggs
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It was complicated. I understood it, mostly, but I had to think a little sideways to do it. Patricia Briggs
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Yes, ” I told him. “I think the guy playing the Pirate King was awesome.” He stopped where he was.“ What?” I asked, frowning at the big smile on his face.“ I didn’t say I liked the Pirate King, ” he told me.“ Oh.” I closed my eyes–and there he was. A warm, edgy presence right on the edge of my perception. When I opened my eyes, he was standing right in front of me. “Cool, ” I told him. “You’re back.” He kissed me leisurely. When he was finished, I was more than ready to head home. Fast.“You make me laugh, ” he told me seriously. Patricia Briggs
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I didn't like anyone except me having their hands all over him. There had been possession in Wolf's touch, and Adam belonged to me. Patricia Briggs