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Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends.Michael Bassey Johnson
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Some gifts are baits! Watch out!Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
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Do not swallow bait offered by the enemy. Do not interfere with an army that is returning home.Sun Tzu
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I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.Michael Bassey Johnson
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The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.Michael Bassey Johnson
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For the gaming fishermen there was the Whatoosie River and its native cocka-snoek, the main game fish of the resident Skegg’s Valley Dynamite Fishing Club. Cocka-snoek were wily and tough and rather too bright for mere fish. You wouldn’t catch much with a rod around here. Many inexperienced visitors would find the bait stolen from their hooks, which punctuated the discovery that their lines had somehow got snagged and tangled irretrievably around some underwater obstruction — sometimes tied together with neat little bows. Often, several direct hits with hand grenades were needed to stun the creatures long enough just to catch them, gut them and fry them, but these former military types had become experts at it. For a modest fee, tours could be arranged via the booking office, which included an overnight stay on the banks of the river where one could drop off to a great night’s sleep after a satisfying meal of cocka-snoek done on an open fire, and the sound the bits of shrapnel made rattling in your stomach.Christina Engela
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Fame is vanity's bait.Toba Beta
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Hope is such a bait, it covers any hook.Oliver Goldsmith