Quotes From "You Cant Drink All Day If You Dont Start In The Morning" By Celia Rivenbark

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Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday baking season is roughly that of crack cocaine. Do not confuse the two. It is almost impossible to make a decent crack cocaine tassie, I am told. Celia Rivenbark
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My friends scoffed at my anxiety and said dumb things like, 'Fifty is the new forty! ' Which just made me realize that there are a whole lot of other people who suck at math as bad as I do. No. Fifty is fifty. Celia Rivenbark