Quotes From "Welcome To Temptation" By Jennifer Crusie

You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist. You...
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You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist. You want great, headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me. Jennifer Crusie
Say, ‘Thank you, Phin.’ ”“Oh, please.”“ Say, Thank youvery much,...
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Say, ‘Thank you, Phin.’ ”“Oh, please.”“ Say, Thank youvery much, Phin. ”“I don’t think so.”“ Say, ‘You are a great lover, Phin.’ ”“I’m out of here. Jennifer Crusie
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I suppose you had to, " Wes said when Phin went back to join him at the table." Pretty much. She seduced me."" Yeah, right, " Wes said. "She said, 'Please fix the kitchen drain, ' and you interpreted that--"" She said, 'Fuck me.' " Phin put two balls on the table and picked up his cue. "I interpreted that to mean she wanted sex."" Oh." Wes picked up his cue. "That would have been my call, too." He squinted at the table. "Why would she have said that?"" On a guess? Because she wanted sex. Jennifer Crusie
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Sophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One look at him and she wanted him again. "I found them in the bed."" That makes sense, " Phin said. "That's where I lost them."" I'd ask what you were doing with them, " Sophie said, trying not to sound bitchy, "but I probably don't want to know, do I?""Sure you do. It was exciting and different and depraved." Phin nodded toward the stairs. "Go put them someplace we can find them, and I'll show you later. Jennifer Crusie
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That's a movie quote, right? You know, if you do that with books, people think you're intelligent." Sophie lowered her chin. "If this is your pathetic attempt to seduce me again, you're falling miserably." "I don't seduce woman." Phin shoved back his chair and stood up. "They fall into my open arms."" Clumsy of them. Jennifer Crusie
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He looked like every glossy frat boy in every nerd movie ever made, like every popular town boy who’d ever looked right through her in high school, like every rotten rich kid who’d ever belonged where she hadn’t. My mama warned me about guys like you. He turned to her as if he’d heard her and took off his sunglasses, and she went down the steps to meet him, wiping her sweaty palms on her dust-smeared khaki shorts. “Hi, I’m Sophie Dempsey, ” she said, flashing the Dempsey gotta-love-me grin as she held out her hot, grimy hand, and after a moment he took it. His hand was clean and cool and dry, and her heart pounded harder as she looked into his remote, gray eyes.“ Hello, Sophie Dempsey, ” her worst nightmare said. “Welcome to Temptation. Jennifer Crusie