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CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.Jen Campbell
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CUSTOMER:Â If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?Jen Campbell
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Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus.Jen Campbell
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CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?Jen Campbell
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CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?Jen Campbell
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CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work. B O O K S E L L E R (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels? C U S T O M E R (seriously): You can never be too prepared.Jen Campbell
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CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a Caravan.... If it was Five Go Down To a Crack House it might be a bit more exciting.Jen Campbell